A post a day in 2018

So I decided I was going to do at least one post per day this year.   Then I got distracted and almost missed it.  I will post my entire plan tomorrow most likely. But the superblogger in me is unleashed this year!

People of Earth .... Can you hear meeeeeeeeee?

I was off my lovely little site due to a bout with an opponent named "Idontgivearutabagaitis". It's a vicious little disease that cripples your whole world and you don't give a flyin' fug about hardly anything. But it seems the flyin' fugs are pretty much grounded, at least for a while.  We are going to crank this monkey back up and give it hell for a while!  Let's get it!!

From the WadeBlogs Newsdesk #1

      Student says she gave cookies containing 

         her grandfather's ashes to classmates!

So far, it is unclear why the student felt motivated to bring desserts with human remains in them to school. Since the cookies have already been eaten, it is also unclear how we can be sure they contained ashes at all — although a classmate of the alleged perpetrator did say he "didn't believe her until she pulled out the urn."

Wade's Wrap>>>>>>>> I think I am going to lay off cookies for a while now! And there is a huge container over there just waiting to be ate!  Sigh.....

Come on ride the Doo Doo train

Alabama's "poop train" is no longer raising a stink.

The mayor of the tiny town of Parrish posted Wednesday on Facebook that train cars carrying human waste from New York City were finally emptied and cleared, and "should be removed soon." The cars were sitting idle for more than two months after a neighboring county went to court to block the train's passage.

"I know this situatuion (sic) took longer than anyone, especially myself, had hoped it would take to come to an end," Hall wrote.

******* Man, that Hall fellow is a comedic genius... "hoped it would take to come to an end"??    It actually came FROM an end.  Actually LOTS of Freakin ends!

For those nights when you are feeling a little hungry....

Costco is appealing to comfort food lovers and emergency preppers alike with its latest product: A 27-pound bucket of macaroni and cheese.

Man, that looks like a good night's dinner!!!

Wade Blogs' - Honest Restaurant Reviews #1 - Buffalo Wild Wings

I used to love going to Buffalo Wild Wings.  Every time I would go I would get the naked tenders and some fries with a salad.

I tried that today and it was totally a waste of time.

I walked in to the place and it was not busy at all.  There was one other guy in my section. And it looked like he was about through. I sat down at my table and waited.  Several minutes later, a waitress showed up and got my drink order. Wound up having to be sweet tea. That took forever. But I waited and waited. Finally she brought my toooo sweeeet tea over and I immediately went into sugar shock! Lord there was enough sugar in there for 3 sweet teas.  I about broke down and left but stayed on since the other place I wanted to eat was closed on Mondays.

I ordered my simple order Naked Tenders, Fries and a salad with Ranch dressing. So I sat back sipping my sugar overload and waited. I noticed the waitress stopping to look at something on the other guy's phone.  Maybe a coupon I thought?!?!  Anyways, I waited a long time again. I don't know how long went by on the the game playback on TV. Finally it came out.

First thing I noticed was no fries. "Hey" said I  "There are no fries here."  "Well..." she said dismissively. " I can get you some but... "  "Nah, don't worry" (just get out of here!)  So I sat there, ate crappy salad, soggy tenders and just fumed.

The waitress checked on the other guy, who kept showing her phone messages, making me believe he was more than a customer.

I didn't say anything to them before I left. I just left angry and came home to type this. I hope someone reads this and goes to another place for sure!

Never again to the deep South Side Buffalo Wild Wings.   You really clucked up!!

From the Wade Blogs Newsdesk>>>>>>>> #1 No free money in New Jersey:

From Reuters:

No free money in New Jersey!!! 

Police in New Jersey on Thursday urged people who grabbed banknotes that spilled out of the back of an armored truck during rush-hour traffic to return the cash, no questions asked.

Wade Blogs Newsdesk sez: OR......  they can just nicely drop them by my house in a sack. No questions asked! We promise!

A post a day in 2019

Last year I meant to deliver to you a post a day on this website. I failed miserably. I was a bit ashamed to be truthful!  Well here it comes to you.  I guarantee I will deliver a post every day this year. This is number 1 of at least 365 posts this year!   All right, let's Rick!

Christmas Falalalalaala

If you have never been around a Christmas falalalalunatic consider yourself a lucky duck. I'm sitting here watching some Christmas movie that is just another version of the 3 that have already been on today. It's usually just another variation of the movies we have all seen before. Different actors, different basic plot but all will be good in the end. Or not. The more I see the less I enjoy them. Give me a David Hasselhoff.  At least he was a bit funny as he chewed the scenery.

While I slept 2

So last night I had a journey.  I took a trip to the local sleep station to be hooked up to monitors while I sleep.  I would have posted from the center but the nurse there didn't want me doing ANYTHING other than sleeping. The only problems I had were getting my pillows set up and the volume of the TV.  The nurse's speech had me being prepared for being woke up and trying to find the perfect match, in masks, for me. But none of that happened. I slept straight through. I don't know if I passed or failed. I suppose they will call me with results. We will see!

Well here we are weeks later and I got the call yesterday. I need a mask so I will have to go back and get fitted etc.

Restaurant Review 1 - Bison Witches Bar & Deli

While driving on Main St in Norman OK, if you go far enough east, you will get to restaurant that will call out to you and dare you to come in. If you are brave enough, welcome to Bison Witches. If you aren't, keep going and hang a right. Get you some overpriced gyros. 

Bison Witches has finally enticed me into eating there. Here is what transpired... 

We got out of the car and there was a crowd of about 4-5 smokers out front, getting a few puffs in. We stepped through the door and to my right there is a stage set up for something. I am thinking spoken word. We ventured back and found a seat beside the wall. The waitress, a punky little brunette, came back and dealt with us. I am not, repeat am not, a fan of the shi shi places around; so this place was tweaking my senses. Would it be good or would it be a failure? Well, to my relief and chagrin, it wasn't either one.

I ordered a Beef & Cheddar sammich and a side of chili and waited. And waited... People came in and put in their orders and got theirs before mine came out. But wait .... no keep waiting... And waiting...ahh here it comes. Basically I think the chili was okay. It was like good old Wolf Brand chili with a little cheese grated up on it and a couple small pieces of tomato. It was good but not exquisite, I guess there has never been an exquisite chili made, so I ate most of the chili and a little of the bread. The sandwich was bland. Just not a great taste to the Beef. It was just a beef sammich. Not incredibly seasoned... just sorta laid there and let me eat it. Didn't jump into my mouth and light it up... didn't make me want to hurl either. The chips were those hard old toothbreakers you find everywhere when you just need a Lay(s). Ahhh there I go trying to be Mr. Funny Pants.

I am not saying I will never go back. But it would pretty much have to be the only place open to get me to stop there again. It reminded me of The Mule in OKC. If the friends are going just sit and enjoy a drink. If not, just skip it. 

Highlight - Watching a drunk guy at the bar sing Bye Bye Miss American Pie.

Lowlight - pretty much everything else. 

Final thoughts: skip it unless you really like sammiches!

Where am I going with this blog?

I have a habit of starting stuff and then losing momentum.  As witnessed by the irregularity of posting on this blog. But that's going to change... (pause for guffaws) and it starts now. I am going to post whatever comes to my mind. Now that is a scary scary thought.  My mind is a depot for many MANY different things. But since my stroke, a lot of these thoughts don't last for long.

I may want to review a movie or TV show. I may want to review a restaurant. I may want to tell you a story about what happened to me or what I saw. I may just want to share something I read. Whatever it is, and if it is important enough to me, I will post it.

So I am going to carry a notebook or tablet with me and take notes on what I see. Don't freak out if I see you and start writing. You may have just reminded me of something I needed to share. I am going to grind this stuff out and get me a blog chock full o' stuff.

On this blog I vow!!!           

Wade "The Great"

Alright... Alright

I tried to diet and got down to my lowest weight since high school.  Then gained all the way back up to bad guy territory!  I am going down and staying down! I swear this time!